There is no greater mystery in America than this: Why is poutine not available everywhere?
French fries with cheese curds, covered in gravy — there's nothing more American than this Canadian dish that's not actually American. And while you can find it stateside , poutine should be in every restaurant in the country, and probably somewhere on our flag.
For one day in Chicago, at least, poutine gets its due, at the . There's no particular poutine connection to Chicago, except that we like things that are perfect.
The creators call the festival "the first of many love letters exchanged between a tipsy, slurring Chicago and picturesque French Canada." It's also 11 restaurants battling for poutine supremacy, and for a trophy with a gravy boat on top.
When I walk into the back room of , where the festival was held last Sunday, the first thing I notice is there are lots of beards, and the air itself has been deep fried.
I meet up with my friend Dan Pashman, who hosts and whom you hear sometimes on Weekend Edition Sunday. He believes poutine would be better if it were served with the gravy on the side, so you could mete out perfect bites and avoid sogginess. I tell him you could also ask for a bunch of cans of paint instead of Starry Night, but I'll trust van Gogh on it.
is one of my favorite Chicago restaurants, so I'm happy to see they've got a station. But they're having some "electrical issues" and aren't serving yet. Two tiny pieces of chicken sit, rather sadly, in a lukewarm deep fryer.
I start with a very fancy poutine from . It's got duck sausage and foie gras. And those little green things on top are just there as a reminder there are people who've made more healthful choices than you, and they're probably deeply unhappy.
But is the foie gras overkill?
"It's cheating," says El Ideas chef Phillip Foss.
It's delicious, but I think it's a little over the top for a dish most likely to be eaten drunkenly at 4 in the morning. Foss isn't so sure.
"Depends on what you're drinking."
Poutine just seems like one of those things that aren't invented so much as discovered. These things are just meant to be together, like coffee and cream, or The Beatles.
I try the Haymarket's take: smoked ham hock, Andouille sausage and lemon-soaked apples. I ask the young woman preparing it if she thinks poutine is the next big food trend. Could it replace the cupcake? Could it replace bacon? She laughs, as if to say bacon is not going anywhere. Bacon is forever, like a diamond.
I take another pass by the Publican's station. No luck.
If I made a list of the reasons the Midwest is objectively superior to the rest of the world, the ready availability of deep-fried cheese curds would be right at the top. So when I see that Little Market is deep-frying its curds before putting them in its poutine, I head right over.
It's a formidable poutine: In addition to the fried curds, it's got red wine-braised short ribs.
Says chef Ryan Poli, "We call it Vladimir Poutine."
Four or five poutine boats in, I start to wish I'd been pacing myself. I'm slowing down. I head over to try 's entry — it's got duck confit, chorizo verde and pickled jalapeno. Their poutine is right between Mexico and Canada, just like us.
I'm done. Completely full. I could not eat another bite. These are the lies I'm telling myself when Ryan from Little Market yells out, "The Publican has poutine! Form a line!" Love of poutine, you see, is bigger than competition.
The Publican's take has fried chicken tail and blue cheese. It is worth the wait. I'm too full to try the entry that would eventually win, a wild boar and pickled red onion concoction from . It'll be days until I'm again hungry enough to be disappointed about missing it, but that day will come.
Ian Chillag is a producer/humorist withWait Wait ... Don't Tell Me!
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