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Now, panel, what file will the FBI reveal next? Maz Jobrani.

MAZ JOBRANI: They will reveal that Osama bin Laden is still alive and working at a coffee shop in Brooklyn making Osama bin lattes.


SAGAL: Aida Rodriguez.

AIDA RODRIGUEZ: The FBI will be releasing a file stating that the FBI actually stands for full-blooded Italian.


SAGAL: Adam Burke.

ADAM BURKE: Fans of aliens will be overjoyed when they release not "The X-Files" but the A files because that's how an alphabetized filing system works.


BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Maz Jobrani, Adam Burke and Aida Rodriguez. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.


SAGAL: This is NPR. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.

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