Predictions

Sep 21, 2019
Originally published on September 21, 2019 12:19 pm
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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be the next big heist? Alonzo Bodden.

ALONZO BODDEN: It's only a matter of time before the matching gold litter box is also gone.

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SAGAL: True. Roxanne Roberts.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: Every single sexy Mister Rogers costume will go missing except for one worn by Sean Spicer on "Dancing With The Stars."

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SAGAL: And Bobcat Goldthwait.

BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: President Trump's gold toilet's going to go missing. They're going to discover that it's never been used and figure out why he's been so upset all this time.

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BILL KURTIS: If any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Roxanne Roberts, Alonzo Boden and Bobcat Goldthwait.

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SAGAL: Thanks to all of you for listening.

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SAGAL: I'm Peter Sagal, and we'll see you next week. This is NPR. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.