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Now, panel, what will be journalist Sean Penn's next big story? Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: El Chapo will arrange an exclusive for him with Pablo Escobar.
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PESCA: Roxanne Roberts.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: Sean Penn will sit down with Donald Trump and the energy of their collective egos will tragically cause the room to spontaneously combust.
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PESCA: Bobcat Goldthwait.
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: He's going to have a sit-down with Mr. Hand.
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BILL KURTIS: And if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.
PESCA: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Bobcat Goldthwait, Roxanne Roberts and Mo Rocca. And thank you all for listening. I'm Mike Pesca. We'll see you next week.
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